When the moon fell in love with the sun: Archive

vampireweakend: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...

Jun 4th

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Watched Men In Black 3

literallythere: Anybody else notice Tim Burton along with Lady Gaga on the screens at Headquarters as aliens?

Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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taupetoupee: unseilie: When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away. I was not expecting that...

Jun 2nd

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MIB 3 WAS DAMN AMAZING

Omg

Jun 2nd

I love how when I am writing papers for school these crazy vocab words will pop into my head that I don’t even remember ever learning. How do I even know these words O_o

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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thelordofthebutts: when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.

Jun 1st

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They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake...

People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...

Them: look

Me: I saw that already

Jun 1st

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Well, I thought I was going to do school work

I am sitting in the waiting room so Ezra can see the dr for his week and a half long crankiness.

May 31st

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MY GRANDMOTHER

Is the most immature woman I have ever met and I don’t mean that in the way where she is dirty-minded. She is like a 12 year old, at my house complaining that I’m not going to Busch Gardens because of Fidel, not going to Hard Rock because of Fidel (which I am, she just doesn’t ever stop to listen to me). It is just terrible. I am being compared to my cousin who doesn’t go...

May 31st

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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”

– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

May 31st

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May 31st

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May 30th

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May 30th

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Watch

kissedmequiteinsane: endofunctor: spiswatchingyou: i-steal-your-pantsu: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. what the hell oh my gOD i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part oh man this looks awesome wow.

May 29th

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